More lists....

Listen friend I am going to give you some unsolicited advice...

You SHOULD be listening to:
Voices-Madonna
Miles Away- Madonna
The Ting Tings
Any Uh Huh Her you can get your grubby little hands on.

You SHOULD be watching:
Weeds
Secret Diary of A Call Girl (Also Read the blog http://belledejour-uk.blogspot.com/2003_10_01_archive.html )
Dr. Who
The weather (it's the only 'news' related bit I can handle)

You SHOULD be reading:
Books, fuckers. I don't care what they are. Magazines are for chumps and newspapers are written for people with low reading comprehension (unless it's some snobby liberal rag). At any rate it is less entertaining than a book.

You (I) SHOULD be:
Outside writing poetry, reading and picking flowers instead of wherever we are.

Future plans:
Dancing in the rain (Eh what floods my flower bed is dry dry dry)
Seeing a movie
Living each day like I'm already dead
moving

Life's little things...

So I have a mo to update. Right now I like listing my life into lists. So I will have a few in this here post that you are reading right now.

Lori's List of Good Stuff Right Now:

-summer

-trip to MN. in July?

-Semi well behaved chillins

-burnt hot dogs on the bar-b

-movies and popcorn

-water fights

-sassy and slightly inappropriate Madonna

-Rhea is moving out (can I get a witness)

-dutch oven pizza

-misusing British slang

-KITTENS + Odie+ Bear=Cat Heaven (Hell?!?)

-$5 chocolate malts

Things that I can tolerate because they are part of summer:

-ants

-biting bugs

-sweat

-heat

-teenagers never mind I still loathe those.

I have become completely obsessed with journals. Unfortch. I am not entirely comfortable with sharing 90% of what goes into these journals (yes there are more than 1) with anyone. Partially because most of what goes into them is vented frustration and anger and I'm not about to put those bad vibes into the world. The main reason, however, is that I am sure that most people could give piss all about my life.

I suppose I could re update what has been going on with Los gatos. Do you really care? Fuck it. Pointless stories/posts are what I am all about. Now where to start?

OK, well when a cat goes into heat she is ready to...no no only kidding.

The story is:

-Odie got her slut ass knocked up

-Odie got huge and needy

-Odie popped out 7 beauts.

-Odie had surgery to remove her girl parts because she retained two placenti and shit was gooey in there

-Odie's shit got reinfected

-Odie runs out of "juice" is in pain

-Lori shoots disinfectant into Odie's incision and shoves pills down her throat

This-plus-that-plus-this-and-that ba-da-bing ba-da-boom $400 dollar vet bill. Ri-fucking-diculous. Lesson learned get your cats lady parts worked on BEFORE she gets all Jamie Lynn Spears on your ass.

So Odie is still recovering and I have no idea is she needs another surgery we shall see next Wednesday. She seems to be doing better but that could be because she's no longer fucked up on pain meds.

I am in serious need of a vacation again. Our family trip to Hannibal was cancelled due to the fact that my sister decided to move out. However, I hopefully, am going to Minneapolis in July. Then a move in August. Until then I have the birth of some kittens to look forward to. I can't wait, I LOVE baby kitties.